Funny LEGO Jokes That Will Hopefully Ease The Pain It Has Caused

Even in today's modern world of games consoles, smartphones, and laptops, there's still nothing quite as satisfying as sitting on the carpet and playing with a bunch of LEGO. It might be 84 years old but few forms of entertainment have stood the test of time like those colorful little interlocking bricks. 19 billion pieces are made every year (that's 36,000 every minute!) and more than 400 billion bricks have been produced since 1949, so in homage to LEGO, enjoy this funny list of random things about everybody's favorite plastic building blocks. Unless you stand on one that is...


#1 Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros

#2 When You Turn 100 And Can't Play With LEGO Anymore

#3 I'll Never LEGO

#4 Battle Strategies

#5 Seen At My Doctors Office

#6 He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade

#7 His Feet Won't Lego

#8 My Son Was Excited To Find Daddy In His New Lego Kit

#9 Who Says LEGO Isn't Racist?

#10 This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal

#11 Are You Ready?

#12 My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum

#13 My Friend Told His Kids They Had To Share The Lego Table - This Is The Outcome

#14 My Roommate Blew Candle Wax All Over The Sink, So I Took Advantage Of The Situation

#15 A Lazy Lego Husband Buys His Wife A Bunch Of Lego Blocks And Tells Her She Can Decide For Herself What She Wants To Make Out Of Them

#16 Someone Actually Made Anti-Lego Slippers

#17 LEGO Dad Is Not Impressed

#18 Six Pack

#19 Stepping On A Lego

#20 Chuck Norris Stepped On A Lego Once

#21 Legos

#22 I Told My Cousin He Had Lego Man Hair And He Didn't Understand So I Had To Show Him

#23 Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass

#24 Fight Fire With Fire

#25 At School I Found A Lego Book. Did Not Expect This

#26 Le'Gogh

#27 Lego Lego

#28 Tard The Grumpy Cat

#29 Lego Rain

#30 When I First Heard A Lego Movie Was Coming Out, I Pretty Much Imagined This

#31 Lego Leia Had A Few Drinks At The Office Party

#32 5-Year-Old's 1 Piece Addition To My Wife's Lego Set

#33 What I Remember Most About Lego

#34 Lego Desert

#35 Pure Evil

#36 Friend Passed Out Last Night At Our Little Party. So, We Made Up Some Dialogue Using Lego Men About A Plot To Dispose Of His Body

#37 Try To Get My Dark Side

#38 When Han Met Chewie

#39 Dreams

#40 Lego Man In A Head Pit

#41 Diarrhea Makes Hulk Angry

#42 I Hope You Step On A Lego

#43 My Son Was Grounded And Was So Angry He Wrote This Hateful Note...With Lego

#44 Alter Lego

#45 Lego Pirates

#46 Found A New Lego Store In Melbourne Today

#47 Lego Stripper Ron Swanson?

#48 How To Dissect Kermit The Frog

#49 Happy May The...